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Because I really have nothing much to write about and am in a bit of a morbid mood...............I am Jack the Ripper. Come here, my pretty ...
Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.

Ah 1888, when violent criminals still wore top hats and opera capes. I don't suppose this is making anyone feel in the least bit like running a Ravenloft game, he said pleadingly.

Also on a less gore strewn, and more drunkin note

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 117 pints of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
Powered by the mighty Rum and Monkey.
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What's Your Blog Wanted For?


And all with no lower jaw fatigue!

My lack of things to write in my journal, has been a bit worried about the lurking possibility that I may actually be boring
Current Mood:
worried worried
Current Music:
Dancing Machine, The Jackson 5
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Haiku2 for chase_lounge
in stark contrast i
swear if you screw me on this
one i'm completely
Created by Grahame

Your Score: The Warlock

You scored 28% druid, 20% paladin, 40% warlock, and 12% hunter!

You are a warlock. You avoid attention, hang back in the shadows, and have devoted your life to gaining power, be it money, fame, respect... or something more. You look out for number one, and you don't stick your neck out for anyone that isn't useful to you. You're selfish, but not cruel for the hell of it. The world needs practical people, and you are one of them.

The World of Warcraft official website has this to say about warlocks:

"Warlocks were mages that delved too deeply into the roots of demonic power. Consumed by a lust for dark knowledge, they've tapped into chaotic magic from beyond the world. The Burning Legion now feeds them its powers, allowing them to channel destructive energies and call upon the powerful emissaries of their demon masters."


Link: The World of Warcraft Personality Test written by _knee_ on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test
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So I have been playing world of warcraft quite a bit to much lately, and am thinking of taking a weekend of to preserve my mental health, of course that won't happen, but I like to think i have some sort of will power. after collecting all the ore I needed for the 29 heavy bronze rings currently under my name in the auction house I should be well and truly done with it, however I don't think I am.

Also my job is terrible, I thought it would be easy and it is, however its terribly boring and the people I work with are all vulgar bastards, also I am constantly afraid of getting fired. And I may have the plague as well, it feels good to complain!

Current Location:
firmly intrenched in a world of warcraft jag
Current Mood:
sick sick
Current Music:
Bad Detective, New York Dolls(but its almost over)
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My first week back at school has been sort of depressing. Attributed mostly to a lunatic wive, and the fact that I didn't quite make it into real college this semester, well that and my new job, which requires working in close proximity with people who's major concerns are, good ways to cheat on ones wife and escape consequences, and why the water was incomprehensibly turned off in there trailer by what ever slum lord they are currently under the dominion of. Why am I not better than trailer people? I thought I was put the evidence stands in stark contrast.( I swear this is my only, depressed rant/emo livejournal entry for the next consecutive 30 days).
On the academic up side however, earlier this evening I discovered the odd pleasures of taking online courses, as I logged in to my classes for the first time, rather distraught about not being able to attend in the flesh. When I realized that I had in essence, just shown up to class, with a rather large gin and tonic in my left hand, and bouncy 90's Brit pop going on in the background ( I think it was Supergrass; Alright). In a traditional scholastic setting this sort of thing would probably be frowned upon vehemently, however in the confines of my own home it is very very acceptable. I may even log in to one of my classes naked in the future just for giggles. As fun as all this might be I do crave the aesthetics and structure of going to class in person. Oh well I do have a few like that and perhaps next semester I will get into real college and not have to be self loathing guy anymore( I swear I can tell actual scholars can smell that I don't belong around them).

Also; to continue my recent tradition of online Quizzes:

Your Toes Should Be Black

A total rulebreaker (and heartbreaker), you're always a little punk rock.

Your flirting style: Wacky and a bit shocking

Your ideal guy: An accomplished artist, musician, or writer

Stay away from: Preppy guys looking for a quick bad girl fling

What Color Should Your Toenails Be?

Apparently if I were ever going to do another guy he would need to be an artist, musician, or writer. I suppose I'll keep that in mind.

Current Location:
Gin and tonic-topia
Current Mood:
drunk drunk
Current Music:
Common People ( Pulp)
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What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding across the cliffs, wielding a burning branch, cometh Jordan! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to flog you so painfully, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?

Final Fantasy VII

But, Im very drunk and needed to know what Final Fantasy character I am, and low the mighty oracle that is online quizzes declares me Vincent. apparently I'm stern and mysterious? What the hell the computer never lies.

And yay for drunk being a mood!
And inexplicable bold text
Current Mood:
drunk drunk
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You Are Absinthe

You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so

If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun

Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking

But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way!

What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Yay Im a sloppy drunk who would have guessed
Current Location:
back in the apartment
Current Mood:
awake awake
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Yay Comic Con. I leave in like twenty minutes, there may be updates if I can possible get to a computer
Current Mood:
excited excited
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Your Score: Lion Warning Cat

58% Affectionate, 54% Excitable, 33% Hungry

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.

To see all possible results, checka dis.

And Im still ecstatic that dunk is a mood Icon

Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test
Current Mood:
drunk drunk
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